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date 1992
description Random Catseye rant
size 14801
filename catseye.txt
handle redcat
Content-Type text/plain
category chat buffer
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<6:2>(3,nik): I used to also... i stopped cuz betaversion with protermspecial
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): hmmm i guess my commodore is bette then
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): better
<6:3>(3,nik): must bee.
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): :)
<6:3>(3,nik): I got an apple ][e compata.
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): 
<6:3>(3,nik): it was cheap
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): <--morally opressed by apples
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): except ][gs and macintosh
<6:3>(3,nik):  i like mac's.... havent used a gs much
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): a gs is the sam only a lot bulkier
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): it's like pre macintosh
<6:3>(14,Tinman): its lame
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): you're lame
<6:3>(3,nik): i have used them at school... for word processing mostly.
<6:3>(14,Tinman): your lamer
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): hmm
<6:3>(3,nik): say hi do dan guys!
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): hi dan!
<6:3>(14,Tinman): HI DAN. HOW ARE YOU?
<6:3>(3,nik): PECTORAL dan.
<6:3>(3,nik): he left..
<6:3>(3,nik): he dosent understand computers
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): pulsing pectorals
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): "hi fat guy waling across the street!"
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): walking
<6:3>(14,Tinman): kdhf;kjhdgk
<6:3>(14,Tinman): still watching all the people?
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): yah! why do you think my compter is in the window
<6:3>(14,Tinman): :)
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): they're are a lot of cute girls that jog by here, y'know
<6:3>(3,nik): hey everybody!!!
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): dan?
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): heh.. i'm going to film it!
<6:3>(3,nik): so is catseye!
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): hahhaha
<6:3>(3,nik): i'll tell you when...
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): it'll be a spectator thing, we'll sell tickeyts!
<6:3>(3,nik): invite sd2ers!!!!!
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): we'll make a million, and then we can have a second annual
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): kill sd][ers
<6:3>(3,nik): lkjsf;lkasd
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): 
<6:3>(3,nik): ;alskdjfas;lkd
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): 
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): thats all they do
<6:3>(3,nik): 
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): exactly!
<6:3>(3,nik): its fun sometimes... but they use it as a substitute for talkig.
<6:3>(3,nik): n
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): hey nik, you're on marqs account
<6:3>(3,nik): i know
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): i just noticed
<6:3>(3,nik): wow
<6:3>(3,nik): you sure are clever
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): 
<6:3>(7,Red Cat): it shows toojello, and hard as a balloon
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): is jesto two timing on me? dosen't he know i'm pregnent with
 his love child
<6:4>(3,nik): hahahaha
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): my figure sucks now....
<6:4>(3,nik): bitch!!!  abort it!!
<6:4>(3,nik): and feed it to kelly
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): ack
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): haha
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): i typed asshole first and i gave an asshole point to someone
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): uhmm you are the asshole that wouldn't wear the condom
<6:4>(3,nik): hah
<6:4>(3,nik): diaphragm, HO!'
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): uh.. it broke!
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): ungh
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): reflector raincoats
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): flapping in the wind
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): yo can see
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): them
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): you can hear them
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): flspping
<6:4>(3,nik): hmm..
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): <---bored
<6:4>(3,nik): im gunna call back on my account
<6:4>(3,nik): brb kitty
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): good
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): brb
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): err
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): vooorty
<6:4>(17,jester): re
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): jeeest
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): or niik=
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): [C
<6:4>(12,Gyrfalcon): vort
<6:4>(17,jester): gyyyyyrttah
<6:4>(12,Gyrfalcon): jest!
<6:4>(15,Catseye): JESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEERRRR
 BUTBUTBUTTTBUTTBUTTBUTTT JESTERBUTT BUTTBUT! HOOTHOOTHOOTHOOTH
 WWWOOP! WUGGAWUGGAWUGGZ!
<6:4>(17,jester): sdlf;kasjdf
<6:4>(17,jester): ;asldkfjas;ldkfjas;ldkfjas;ldkfjas;dlfkjas;dlfkj
<6:4>(17,jester): FUCK you cats.
<6:4>(17,jester): :D
<6:4>(15,Catseye): 
<6:4>(17,jester): grr
<6:4>(17,jester): if you think youre gunna end up witnessing this whole ordeal
 you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEELY mistaken mister!
<6:4>(15,Catseye): "Would you like to format another diskette?" "Yes" "No"
 "Fuck yeah!"
<6:4>(17,jester): HELGA WILL PUNISH YOU
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): jest[C
<6:4>(15,Catseye): ooh.
<6:4>(15,Catseye): Oooh.
<6:4>(17,jester): hehe
<6:4>(15,Catseye): HELLLGGAAA
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): you asshole
<6:4>(17,jester): hahahahaah
<6:4>(17,jester): dont make me get the PROTRACTOR
<6:4>(15,Catseye): PUT ME IN DIAPERS! I AM BAD LITTLE BOY, I MUST BE SPANKED!
 AHAHHA! SPANK ME! TIE ME UP! THROW ME IN YOUR DUNGEON!
<6:4>(17,jester): ;saldkfj
<6:4>(17,jester): hehehe
<6:4>(15,Catseye): OH, I TINGLE OH PLLEEEEEEASE HURT ME I WANT TO FEEL
 PAAAAAIIIN
<6:4>(7,Red Cat): :lj
<6:5>(7,Red Cat): y8 5y454
<6:5>(15,Catseye): Jester = chocolate chip cookie
<6:5>(7,Red Cat): chokit chip!
<6:5>(15,Catseye): Jester = spam
<6:5>(15,Catseye): Jester = White bread
<6:5>(17,jester):     YOU SEEM TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A 
 RASH HERE LITTLE BOY...LET ME  RUB SOME OINTMENT ON IT!!
 AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
<6:5>(12,Gyrfalcon): spam? she's convenient?
<6:5>(15,Catseye): Jester = Roast beef
<6:5>(17,jester): ?
<6:5>(15,Catseye): Jester = Kosher pickles
<6:5>(17,jester): sa;ldkfjhahaha
<6:5>(17,jester): kosher
<6:5>(17,jester): I
<6:5>(17,jester): AM
<6:5>(17,jester): MATZAH
<6:5>(17,jester): okay.  everybody fast.
<6:5>(15,Catseye): OH YES OH GOD YES YES, MASSAGE MY RASH.. PLEASE, OINTMENT..
 YES YES, SOOTHING OINTMENT! OH GOD YES YES MASSAGE IT.. RUB IT.. LOVE IT.. HIT
 IT! YES! BEAT IT!
<6:5>(17,jester): sa;ldfkjas;ldkfj
<6:5>(17,jester): hahah
<6:5>(17,jester): ;asldkfjas;dl
<6:5>(17,jester): palms, cats.  palms.
<6:5>(15,Catseye): SLAP IT! YES! GOOD! MORE OINTMENT, CURE MY RASH WITH HURT!
<6:5>(15,Catseye): SKFDJGhkfdjgh
<6:5>(17,jester): ;asdlfkjhahaha
<6:5>(15,Catseye):  
<6:5>(17,jester): hehe
<6:5>(17,jester): :)
<6:5>(17,jester): NOOOOO
<6:5>(7,Red Cat): uhm, my buffer has been open for awahile
<6:5>(17,jester): COME HERE TO HELGA
<6:5>(7,Red Cat): this'll be great
<6:5>(17,jester): COME HERE NOW BO Y
<6:5>(15,Catseye):   
<6:5>(17,jester): hee
<6:5>(17,jester): GIVE HELGA YOURE HAIRY LUST PALMS
<6:5>(15,Catseye): [MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY!]
<6:5>(17,jester): as;ldfkj
<6:5>(17,jester): NOW......PLEASE HELGA
<6:5>(17,jester): a;sldfkjas;ldkfj
<6:5>(17,jester): hahah
<6:5>(15,Catseye): dzfkhgkjfdh
<6:5>(17,jester): as;dlfkjas;dlk
<6:5>(17,jester): okay
<6:5>(15,Catseye): HAHAHAH! YES! TIME FOR HELGA TO GET SOME OF HER OWN
 PUNNISHMENT!
<6:5>(15,Catseye): BEND OVER!
<6:5>(17,jester): im grossed out enough now
<6:5>(17,jester): ;asldkfjas;ldkfj
<6:5>(15,Catseye): 
<6:5>(15,Catseye): kjzdxfhglkjfdhg
<6:5>(17,jester): ;asldkfjas;ldkfja hahahahahahhaahd;slfakjas;dlfkj
<6:5>(12,Gyrfalcon): heh
<6:5>(17,jester): CALK ME
<6:5>(15,Catseye): c a u l k
<6:5>(17,jester): 
<6:5>(17,jester): LET IT DRY
<6:5>(17,jester): THEN PEEEEEEEEEEEEL IT OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<6:5>(17,jester): a;sldkfjas;ldkfjas;ldkfjas;ldkfj
<6:5>(15,Catseye): that'd be fun, though!  You'd get a cast silicon model of
 your rectum.
<6:5>(17,jester): OUCXH
<6:5>(7,Red Cat): ugh
<6:5>(17,jester): a;sldkfjas;ldkfjas hahahhaa
<6:5>(17,jester): oh baby
<6:5>(7,Red Cat): 
<6:5>(15,Catseye): 
<6:5>(17,jester): save some for me rc
<6:5>(7,Red Cat): 
<6:5>(17,jester): hehe
<6:5>(17,jester): good.
<6:5>(15,Catseye): oh.. oh my.. oh.. unnghh (buurp) unngh.. oh.. (brreeullp) oh
 god.. oh.. unngh (buurrep) hunng.. huunGGNGHTRHPRHRPPTTHHHREEEEEEEEEWWWW
 (SPLATTER) (drip dripdrip
<6:5>(17,jester): cats mace sez "i finally got superstition
<6:5>(17,jester): ;asldkfj
<6:5>(15,Catseye): Say to mace: "Tits!"
<6:5>(17,jester): ? okay sure thing cats.
<6:5>(7,Red Cat): 
<6:5>(12,Gyrfalcon): tell mace i'm sorry about puppy...
<6:5>(15,Catseye): (lickmunchshlurpgropegrablickmunch)
<6:5>(17,jester): a;sldkj haha
<6:5>(17,jester): "pansy"
<6:5>(7,Red Cat): i wonder how many cats ro mps i have
<6:5>(17,jester): he got some stuff instead
<6:5>(15,Catseye): gook?
<6:5>(12,Gyrfalcon): ah. ok.
<6:5>(15,Catseye): YA READY FOR THE GOOK?
<6:5>(17,jester): a;sldkjfas;ldkfj
<6:5>(17,jester): oh no
<6:5>(17,jester): not you too cats
<6:5>(17,jester): a;sldfkjas;dlkfjas;dlkfj
<6:5>(15,Catseye):  WONGTIME
<6:5>(15,Catseye):     
 
<6:5>(17,jester): GOOK
<6:5>(17,jester): hee
<6:5>(15,Catseye): ANALFUCKFESTTHRILLOLYMPICS FOR THE HMWHEC!
<6:5>(17,jester): a;sldkfj haha
<6:5>(17,jester): "did i mention fuck yuou?"
<6:5>(15,Catseye): NOTICE: I will not be PUSHED, FILED, STAMPED, INDEXED,
 DEBRIEFED, CANCELLED, FORWARDED, NUMBERED, or put on MUSICAL FUCKING HOLD
<6:5>(17,jester): hehe
<6:5>(12,Gyrfalcon): ever get rgb cables, rc?
<6:5>(15,Catseye): lessie, what other macros do I have that have colour..
<6:5>(7,Red Cat): nope, not yer
<6:5>(7,Red Cat): yet
<6:5>(15,Catseye): I'm a firm believer in... NO FAT BEAVER
<6:5>(17,jester): oo!
<6:5>(12,Gyrfalcon): oh.
<6:5>(17,jester): cats!
<6:5>(15,Catseye): Jest?
<6:5>(17,jester): english spelling
<6:5>(7,Red Cat): how do you inderline?
<6:5>(7,Red Cat): underline
<6:5>(17,jester): you..man.
<7:0>(2,Springbok): hmm, eek's mom called me today
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): wht'd she say?
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): why/
<7:0>(2,Springbok): she asked me if i could feed kayt's cats and birds the
 first week of august
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): heh
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): "yah right"
<7:0>(2,Springbok): i would, but i won't be there
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): are you?
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): oh
<7:0>(2,Springbok): er, i won't be here, rather
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): where will you be?
<7:0>(15,Catseye): "Can you feed kayt's pussy?"  "Ask Ted."
<7:0>(2,Springbok): christ, i'm leaving on sunday
<7:0>(2,Springbok):
 ;lksjfdg;lkjsdfg;lkjsdfg;lkjsd;flkja;ldkrjfa;lsdoiropqw;jf;lzxkmcfv;laskdjf;laksdjf
<7:0>(2,Springbok): CATS!!
<7:0>(15,Catseye): O:)
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): yuck
<7:0>(2,Springbok): beHAVE yourself!
<7:0>(15,Catseye): what?
<7:0>(15,Catseye): No
<7:0>(15,Catseye): go away
<7:0>(15,Catseye): shoo
<7:0>(2,Springbok): MEN!
<7:0>(15,Catseye): begone
<7:0>(15,Catseye): exit
<7:0>(15,Catseye): leave
<7:0>(2,Springbok): fine!
<7:0>(2,Springbok): if you really want me to, i will! :)
<7:0>(15,Catseye): 
<7:0>(2,Springbok): 
<7:0>(15,Catseye): Ooh! fish!
<7:0>(15,Catseye): 
<7:0>(2,Springbok): ;skdjf what?!
<7:0>(2,Springbok): hahah
<7:0>(2,Springbok): <- had fish for dinner
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): dinner. food. hmm.. i think i'll eat today.
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): good idea jerf
<7:0>(15,Catseye): WWWHWHHHAUAUCHOOO
<7:0>(15,Catseye): AAUGH
<7:0>(2,Springbok): hahah
<7:0>(15,Catseye): I just rained snot all over my new monitor
<7:0>(2,Springbok): eew
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): lick it off
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): gesundheit, cats. now find a towel.
<7:0>(15,Catseye): a towel?! a goddamn mop and bucket man, GOD this is a mess..
<7:0>(2,Springbok): hahah
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): eww
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): oh my
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): hey wait. dinner!!
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): khl:fhfs
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): 
<7:0>(2,Springbok): a;sldjkf
<7:0>(15,Catseye): aldkjfhglkfdjhgkjfdg
<7:0>(15,Catseye): (vomiting generously into mop bucket)
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): i am going topo be sick
<7:0>(2,Springbok): oh don't be a max
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): max?
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): a max?
<7:0>(15,Catseye): (simultanious runny, sticky diarreha)
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): mmmmm mmm
<7:0>(2,Springbok): max = annoying as all fucking hell stagecoacher who gets
 all nervous whenever anyone so much as coughs around him
<7:0>(2,Springbok): ;alskjdf;laksjdf YUCK
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): oh
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): hmm
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): heh
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): keep tlaking cats, i'm enjoying this
<7:0>(15,Catseye): You know what would be the ultimate revenge against an
 asshole mate?
<7:0>(15,Catseye): say your husband beats you.. your wife verbally assaults
 you..
<7:0>(15,Catseye): early, EARLY one morning.. leave a HUGE steaming turd on
 their chest.
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): ewwww..
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): yum
<7:0>(2,Springbok): he starts to say "oh god, i'm stahting to feewl sick
 ahready  you don't want to see what happens when i
 get sick"
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): an actor with a speech impediment?
<7:0>(15,Catseye):  WHAT inspired that, NEc?
<7:0>(2,Springbok): yah gyr.. we didn't choose to have him in 'coach, anyone
 can sign up for it and be in it
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): oh.
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): casey caco
<7:0>(2,Springbok): i don't think i even WANT to know..
<7:0>(8,Casey): tm should be here sooon
<7:0>(15,Catseye): I want a pair of underwear that have printed on the crotch,
 "Intel Inside!"
<7:0>(3,Necromancer): tinman?
<7:0>(8,Casey): gyr!1
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): yah
<7:0>(8,Casey): rc jilllover
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): ack cats
<7:0>(8,Casey): yeah, vn
<7:0>(7,Red Cat): mmm jull 
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): what casey?
<7:0>(8,Casey): hi!!
<7:0>(12,Gyrfalcon): oh. hi!!
<7:0>(3,Necromancer): so you like that statement cats? :) feel free to use it
 at will.
<7:0>(15,Catseye): hahaha..
<7:0>(2,Springbok): what statement is this?
<7:0>(15,Catseye): well, I opened up my PC today expecting to find a clone
 486.. but no!
<7:0>(15,Catseye): LO AND FUCKING BEHOLD!
<7:0>(3,Necromancer): it's..
<7:0>(3,Necromancer): an intel!
<7:0>(15,Catseye): "INTEL"
<7:0>(2,Springbok): hahah
<7:0>(15,Catseye): I fainted, I farted, I had an orgasm, I poured myself a
 glass of wine.
<7:1>(12,Gyrfalcon): heheh
<7:1>(3,Necromancer): then came in it
<7:1>(3,Necromancer): hi morgan
<7:1>(6,morgan): hi!
<7:1>(12,Gyrfalcon): morgan
<7:1>(2,Springbok): oh, btw, max really liked abby
<7:1>(7,Red Cat): moorg
<7:1>(15,Catseye): well, I always liked Intel chips cuz they print neat logos
 on 'em.. not just "MCS 68000 14 AABFD24243274687 1988"
<7:1>(12,Gyrfalcon): heh.
<7:1>(3,Necromancer): i've been bitten by the pc bug
<7:1>(2,Springbok): he came up to her and asked her if she believed in love at
 first sight, she said she did and then showed him the hickeys on her neck..
 ;askdjf
<7:1>(12,Gyrfalcon): heheeh... sounds like her.
<7:1>(7,Red Cat): jlkjd:kj:
<7:1>(2,Springbok): and he also like cornered her in jon's pool and started
 flailing his arms and legs, when asked what he was doing he said it was the
 octopus mating dance
<7:1>(15,Catseye): I say you folks buy Max an inflat-a-date.
<7:1>(15,Catseye): Tell ya what..

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